pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

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by JakeN8tor May 3, 2020

Potato

A person who looks like they don't give a flying shit. Who also tends to have a double chin when looking down at their phone.

That girl Alida is such a potato!

by Bubblez5053423 March 24, 2017

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Potato Scraper

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis

"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."

by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011

Potato Grenade

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15

Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.

by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021