The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.
Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
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by badbm August 3, 2019
Get the sea n tea mug.Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!
by The Urinal November 18, 2009
Get the read n' regret mug.A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!
Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!
Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!
Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!
by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020
Get the top n flop mug.White person: What´s up my nigga?
Black person: Aye man, you can´t say that word. It´s racist.
White person: No it`s okay, i have the N-Word Pass signed by (the black person who signed this name).
Black person: Ahh okay my nigga.
Black person: Aye man, you can´t say that word. It´s racist.
White person: No it`s okay, i have the N-Word Pass signed by (the black person who signed this name).
Black person: Ahh okay my nigga.
by Sugar_Daddy69;) May 3, 2019
Get the N-Word Pass mug.The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk
by justthinkin' November 30, 2010
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