Chris

Someone that you can trust, he's very weirdly attractive
He's caring and understanding

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU

Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!

Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!

Guy3: wow he must be a Chris

Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris

by Ziane May 27, 2024

Chris

Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Chris has a massive schlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree

Woah look at chris and his bulge

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee

Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

chris

A boy who loves to fight and ain't scared of shit and is also in love with a girl name kaylee

chris is so sexy

by princess4dawinn February 10, 2022

chris

a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.

that thing looks like a chris.

by chris clone December 1, 2021

chris

He bites percs, he is a perc biter

He did not wash it down with water, he instead bit and chewed. That's some Chris shit.

by Thereal5ive February 14, 2024

Chris

Hall Of Fame Builder in Fortnite. 99 Overall with all the badges. Likes to have sexual intercourse with bitches that have HIV.

I get 19304949 kills in fortnite ~Chris

by Suckingtoes May 9, 2018