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Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.
*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."
by pplatonic February 14, 2022
mugGet the Muffin Topmug.

Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.
Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.
by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018
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taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
by taint muffin November 16, 2016
mugGet the taint muffinmug.

Muffin

Muffin has arrived
by Da muffin July 22, 2020
mugGet the Muffinmug.

Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid
Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.
by Crackslime January 25, 2019
mugGet the Muffin greasemug.

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020
mugGet the Banana nut muffinmug.

Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
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