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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him
by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021
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John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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John O’Neill

A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.
by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020
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alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
People love making out with Alvie John.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
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john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.
If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"
by TheEradicator May 28, 2018
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John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.
This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael
by Path resident February 28, 2020
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