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john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.
“Hey did you hear abo-“
John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.
by Funnyman January 10, 2021
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john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!
Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive
by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015
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John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks
Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."
by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
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John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.
Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO
by johndeVairo December 17, 2019
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john hanway

Such a kind and loving person he flirts to people but he doesn't mean it he's not very open about anything but if he opens up to you then you mean something to him he definitely take care of his girlfriend he's very picky with who he goes out with so if he goes out with you he thinks your special he's the sexiest person you will ever meet.
by Ronaldo fanboy December 29, 2016
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John pigeon

A John pigeon is an outback slang for the common extacy pill called don paregon.
Fuck man how many John pigeons did you have last night
by Johnpigeon3 January 19, 2021
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John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches
Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive
by uH psych June 4, 2018
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