Hanky Tits

Woman who stuff their hanky down their bra - not to make their breasts bigger, but because they don't have a pocket or anywhere else to put their hanky

dude, when your mum bent over to pick the spoon off the kitchen floor, I could see her hanky tits

by Andy Ankerchief July 7, 2010

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

Tit Taco

Taco ingredients that accumulate inside the bra of a large chested woman.

I removed my bra and was able to find enough lettuce, cheese and meat to make two tit tacos!

by maya the bee May 3, 2017

Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020

Bitch tits

When someone *normal birth givers* have huge saggy chesticals

My grandmother has bitch tits

by Adolf nigler July 31, 2023

calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.

Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!

by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015

Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.

Jess has nerd tits

by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022