Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.

Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive

by Repic January 10, 2025

Fuck off

Verb,

1. to move away from rapidly

Rock told the aggressive salesperson to fuck off before he went all Hulk on him.

by Immodest April 19, 2025

National Fuck Snowblind Day

On april 10th everyone says "Fuck snowblind". No one likes snowblind he touch kids.

"its national fuck snowblind day tomorrow"

by cronk64 April 10, 2024

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.

"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"

by Checkers!! March 10, 2020

Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!

The phrase you use to tell someone wearing Crocs and watching burnout DJ's on Twitch to go fuck themselves.

Hey man why don't in to my live stream I'm gonna play some really old useless music tonight! - "Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!"

by ascendeddialect August 7, 2022