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tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"
by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022
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Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.
I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.
by dgb85 January 1, 2015
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torpido tits

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.
Damn look at her torpido tits.
by Felicia69 February 11, 2014
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a rack of tits

"Oh Walley, I see a rack of tits flying up in the ozone layer!"
by A Reem of Shit January 24, 2018
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Tit fished

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.
So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished
by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020
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tit floss

When your mouth is filled with a renegade hair from your old ladies nipple
I was able to multi task when I was able to suck her tits and use her tit floss to get the pulled pork out from between my teeth
by The_Kerse June 27, 2020
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Toss the tit

Pretty much a game for suburban moms where you toss your boob implants at each other and whoever gets knocked out last wins
"Hey Susan!! Lets go play toss the tit at Karens house!"
"Yess!! Imma post it on facebook with a minion meme background!"
by Skinnypenis101010 October 30, 2019
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