The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.
"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015
Get the Zapping Milk Fountainmug. by FoxHart221 March 9, 2022
Get the Hillbilly Juicy milkmug. by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014
Get the milk dud bumpingmug. when a girl looks so leng and sexy that she is consider on a different level of attractivness - originated from tin ziw
by sirtease June 2, 2022
Get the good bread and milkmug. The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
Get the Sour horse milkmug. Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016
Get the Texas Milk Mustachemug. When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.
"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"
by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019
Get the Schrödinger's Milk Tripmug.