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Zapping Milk Fountain

The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.
"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015
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Hillbilly Juicy milk

when you take hillbilly chocolate milk and add fruit juice to it
Hey can I have so Hillbilly Juicy milk
by FoxHart221 March 9, 2022
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milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole
Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.
by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014
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good bread and milk

when a girl looks so leng and sexy that she is consider on a different level of attractivness - originated from tin ziw
'look at that girl shes good bread and milk' 'nah that girl is good bread and milk'
by sirtease June 2, 2022
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Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.
"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
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Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016
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Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.
"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"
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