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an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.
Don give an Elton John to Terry.
by hashbrown1224 May 12, 2023
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dapper john

Dapper John is a legendary south Augusta Paremedic with the hair to prove it
That is one dapper John

That... is... dapper john
by Turtle907 February 10, 2017
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Gorgeous john

The man, the myth, the legend. Professional beaver hunter, don’t forget to keep the lemonade.
I wonder what happened to gorgeous John”
“He went out hard”
by Beanjuice52 September 1, 2022
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John Ralphio

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.
Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"
by Ceazar November 1, 2016
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john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
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John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.
Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
by the goddamn door July 25, 2021
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John and Gail

It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.
Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.
by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023
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