cock-sucker

one who loves the cock

but my tubby husband here loooves the cock

by juilo March 20, 2003

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

chicken cock

1. The cock of a male chicken. Therefore, the cock of the cock. The rooster's dick and balls.
2. The female chicken's (hen) man bitch.
3. The hermaphrodite of the chicken population. Whereas chicken is commonly thought of as being the female hen. Therefore, if you are a chicken cock, both male and female, you are a hermaphrodite chicken creature. Congratulations.

I went into the back yard, and saw the chicken cock poking into his friend the chicken cock, while this weird chicken cock was standing nearr-by watching.

by Bones, (Mr.) Boswain January 4, 2005

cock hustler

One who hustles cock. A female, or a gay male, who just can't get enough cock, through whatever means available, in whatever hole is available.

Rob from the Melting Pot is such a cock hustler, that he loses cocks in his own ass. And his mom's a whore.

by Anonymous1013 January 28, 2006

grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004