Getting chickened

When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.

Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up

by Petesdark August 22, 2023

The hungry chicken

You’re sitting in a chair, sleeping, but a part of your brain is fighting it. Your head sags, chin to your chest, but then it whips back up, often accompanied by a snort. Like a chicken grazing for feed, you look hungry.

My man Clyde over here tryin’ not to sleep in that recliner, but it’s a losing battle and he’s doing the hungry chicken!

by Stratobladder September 21, 2022

Lemon Chicken

The worst creation known to mankind

Tell Raina at the Camp Keowa trading post that Lemon Chicken is horrible

by NutBuster8000 July 29, 2019

Chicken shit

Somebody who would kill symbolically to prove the point that they're not a chicken shit is a chicken shit.

The girl behind the bombing was trying to show the asshole she could hurt someone with disabilities, especially over being called out for being a chicken shit.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

Chicken Slippers

The act of placing a penis, or cock (see cock), between each of your toes.

Dave and I made our own chicken slippers.

by thesexualpunisher November 16, 2015

chicken paw

When a man makes his hand look like a chicken talon with the thumb sticking forward to anally stimulate his girl while he hits it doggy style. Usually used as a way of "testing the waters" for ass play.

I was trying to see if she liked ass play so i tested her with a chicken paw while I was hitting it from behind. She pushed my hand away so I knew to go no further.

by TheOneWhoSkeetz October 5, 2017

Dirt Chicken

Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.

The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...

by StretcherFetcher911 November 9, 2020