Green Fees

Ash from marijuana blunts.

A butler of a rich man once asked, "may I collect your green fees sir?". The rich man then replied, "Why yes, you may collect the ash of my blunt."

by Chord & Rythm June 22, 2006

Green Monster

Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.

Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.

by mel1921 June 6, 2011

Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010

Bleeding green

A synonym for smoking weed

Friend one 1: hey man whatchu up too
Friend 2: Just bleeding green

by Lil dev December 14, 2019

The Green Family

The best family ever. Everyone wants to be a Green but can't. They love God and his son. They all can sing and very talented loving people. No other family out there is like the Green Family

Like the Jackson Family but way better.

by Tesha December 30, 2004

green cauliflower

another word for broccoli

The man was eating green cauliflower.

by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019

simple green

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.

tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.

by Punjab Macadangdang July 7, 2008