John Cena

A god. A good Oman. The most powerful and beautiful man on this earth.

Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

John Gassy

The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.

Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris

by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021

The John Denver

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.

Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

by I am all that is man May 3, 2014

john copeland

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend

John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018

John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.

Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!

by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022

John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be

Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad

by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016

Come on John

When you neglect to use proper grammar and it comes back to haunt you.

Are you coming to the Pride Parade?

I'm not gay. Come on John .

by bartlettville June 14, 2016