curl a tom

to have a speedy quick poo

eve: “where are you going”
jack: “to curl a tom”

by jacketh the third January 30, 2025

tom glanfield

beautiful beautiful baby. i love you tom never let me go

hi im chris and i love tom glanfield

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

Tom

This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022

tom rob

A skinny prick with a gambling addiction and a premature receding hairline .
Pretty much a waste of the bit space he's taking up

That cocktail stick is fatter than Tom rob

by Laddo1 January 28, 2018

Tom Rafferty

Tom Rafferty is a person who commonly looks like a thumb and has characteristic traits of people with Down syndrome.

Oi look over there it’s a “Tom Rafferty” talking to his sister Emma.

by Clane March 30, 2024

Tom

Big scary man, really cool. He's probably cooler then you. He will smack you into next week in any hand to hand combat situation.

"do you know Tom"
"Yeah"

by Fuckinepic August 29, 2020