Peanut Butter Balls

A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.

Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.

by fifftysor January 22, 2010

butter your biscuits

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.

"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

butter my ass

v., slang. To perform an action that is considered rude or asinine by the person to whom it is done. Such actions usually (but not exclusively) fall into three categories:

1) To clearly lie to, to bullshit.

2) To fuck with, screw with, harass.

3) To suck up to or kiss the ass of in an obvious, belligerent manner.

1) "Did you know that the word 'red' comes from the Indian word for 'blood'?" "I'm a linguist, you idiot. Don't butter my ass." 2) "You fucking suck at bocci." "Andrew, it's a friendly game of ball-throwing, there's no need to butter my ass." 3) "You are a god and I worship you." "I just MET you two minutes ago, so you can stop buttering my ass."

by Okzoz August 1, 2011

peanut butter gutter

A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.

Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.

by Scott South March 16, 2017

Omish Moon Butter

When you piss into an Omish person's ass and churn it with your dick.

Gary is making Omish Moon Butter with Jebidiah behind the Barn

by novelcarrot May 11, 2023

Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread

Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”

by Sark__9 February 25, 2018

pwn-nut butter

what people eat when they get pwned.

a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!

by i am so frikin bored.... February 22, 2011