Robertson Mexican wall

Basically you shag your bitch in doggy style on top off a wall the as ur about to splurge push her off the wall into Mexico she will cry and that's hardcore porn.

Ah g trust that slag was never cheating again man did the Robertson Mexican wall on the ting

by Robertson GBHS 9C July 5, 2017

Mexican whale diving

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

by mexican whale diving November 17, 2013

Mexican cream puff

Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.

Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.

After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.

by Osmodiar September 11, 2021

Mexican shower

to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.

Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?

by shanchavo June 22, 2009

Mexican Cheese Wiz

A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.

Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.

Brittany: Hell yeah girl!

by ToxicShnitzel August 21, 2009

Mexican kiss of death

When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.

John: "How was your shit?"

Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"

by neo2k10 August 24, 2010

Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009