Muddy Waters

The act of shitting into someone's beverage whilst listening to "The Blues."

It really upset Joe to learn that the man that had just left the Blue's club had performed a "muddy waters" on his "Jack 'n' Coke."

by Apple Jaxx May 15, 2016

water polo

Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.

I killed so many horses in water polo today!

by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 21, 2015

Red Water Rafting

Red Water Rafting is the act of going down on a girl during her time of the month

Guy 1: I stayed over at my girlfriends last night

Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth

Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting

Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron

by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Water Ice Salt

Ayeeeeeeee

Water Ice Salt Ayeee.

by eugenesexmonster November 5, 2019

Christopher Vincent Waters

In memory of Christopher Vincent Waters, who passed away September 8 2010. Hey bro, if you can hear me man, I still never got a chance to show off my new J's. And dude, you were my homie for life, you taught me so much, even how to flirt properly xD. But I'd never forget you man, no one would, you'll always be with us man, no homo. Haha, Vincent was the best friend anyone could have, and he's probably one of the smartest, coolest, and funkiest dudes walking this universe now. He's a mere memory now, but one we'll never forget those times when you backed up all of us, and hey, remember during PE all those funny times me and you trash talked Kianna so much XD those were good times, man. Haha and all those times you and my girl argued whether the Chargers or Cowboys are better, those were good times too.

But before I go, one last thing to say; you taught me so much, and I wouldn't be where where I am right now, just remembering how we met in first grade brings a tear to my eye man. You never lost faith in me bro, well that's most of what I got to say. Just know this man, you'll always be with us, we love you bro, and you're probably in heaven right now. P.S: Give 'em hell, yeah?

No one else in this world could be as cool as Christopher Vincent Waters, we love and miss you bro.

by Hopxy September 10, 2010

special water bottle

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).

"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.

by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007

shark infested waters

gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews”

a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”

b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”

a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”

b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”

by YungGucci August 12, 2021