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John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
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john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.
by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018
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John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022
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John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John
"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"
by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008
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Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.
Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.
by 9dohead October 7, 2020
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Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.
Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer
by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021
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John Lennon

He was a member of the Beatles known as the popular member of them. He was shot in 1980.
John Lennon was a member of the Beatles
by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019
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