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John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
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John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.
This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael
by Path resident February 28, 2020
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Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.
by Sucacock May 14, 2023
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Jeremy John

a motherfucking gorilla who will eat your cookies
yo that motherfucker is so swol he is like a Jeremy John
by g2b1o2y1 October 8, 2021
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peaceful john

Randy passed out but that girl was so hammered she gave him a peaceful john
by moosewithdabiggoose June 22, 2014
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john and molly

A John and a Molly is perfect for each other. They laugh, live and love together. They simply can't get enough of each other and their sex is insanly good. If you meet John and Molly you will be inspired, and maybe jealous as well beacuse everyone wants what John and Molly has. The relationship of John and Molly is true goals.
Boy: I want to be like John and Molly
Girl: I know, their relationship is goals
by Swagmaster078 October 7, 2017
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Solomon john

Solomon John a man with honour and humor and the same time, he trusts people and doesn't give up on them even in their darkest times, he finds hope for others. He's the best person you could hope for as a friend and as a life partner and if his initial starts with "P" MARRY HIM....
PS: he's straight
Man ur lucky, ur friend is the SOLOMON JOHN
by THEE WRITER November 24, 2021
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