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cookie

a food; also a song- u should listen!
sam-bro i love the song cookie- newjeans

reilie-nah bruh i love the food
sam- bruh me too
by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025
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Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again
Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again
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Feminist cookie

A feminist cookie is the term for the reward some men seem to be seeking for saying or doing something feminist. Asking someone if they want a cookie may be used to mock, more or less gently, such attention seeking. A man congratulating himself on his feministic treatment of women is likely to be called out for cookie seeking. In general, feminists consider feminist behavior an essential matter of etiquette, not a cause for general congratulations and acclaim.
Bob: “Women shouldn’t go to prison for false rape accusations.”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
by FLWizard August 10, 2021
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Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
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Cookie duster

A little fag opossum that likes to suck on chime’s thick meaty schmeatums, and also makes out with him before eating out his big butt
Bro that cookie duster over there forgot to gag on my cock today
by ChimeyMcWhiney August 6, 2022
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Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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