A person who works in an office and eyes other men up in secret then goes to the disabled toilets to furiosly masterbate and release their inner tension. Generally perculiar in appearance and could be a sex offender
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Get the Nice Guy mug.Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"
Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."
Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."
Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011
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Get the fall guys mug.A nice guy could be one of three things:
1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.
2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.
3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.
1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.
2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.
3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.
1) "My neighbor helped shovel my entire driveway yesterday after the blizzard. I offered him some money to say thanks and he just said, 'no need. This is just what neighbors should do.' He's a really nice guy."
2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"
3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."
2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"
3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."
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Get the Nice Guy mug.A man who dates women after they've had a bad breakup and helps them see that not all men are assholes. They aren't often in long term relationships because when their job is done the woman often leaves for someone better.
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Person Two: It won't last long. He's just the Repair Guy.
Person Two: It won't last long. He's just the Repair Guy.
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