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Lover Friend

A Lover Friend is usually the one who’s in love with the Quiet Friend of their group. Secretly, the quiet friends likes them back but are too shy to admit. They are faded to failure unless the Lover Friend ignores his shyness and ask the Quiet Friend to date them.
“He’s a Lover Friend!”
“Oh no! Does he know the Quiet Friend likes him too?”
“Yep! But he’s also a pussy!”
by beatnxk July 3, 2020
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starter friends

People that you use as temporary friends while adjusting to a new environment (i.e. first semester of college, new place to live) with the intention of ditching them to find more long-term friends.
Once I got into a fraternity second semester, I totally ditched my starter friends.
by thebiglib September 8, 2011
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Friend-Boy

A boy who is more than just a friend, but not yet your "Boyfriend".
Karren: "My Friend-Boy is going to come to that party with me Friday, What should I wear?"

Lisa: "He isn't your boyfriend yet?"

Karren: "Not yet. But, we're talking. He will be my boyfriend by the end of the night."
by leworldgoesround April 25, 2011
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Little friend

A way to refer to someone's penis without using the word itself.
Your little friend was great in bed last night.
by Know-it-all2005 June 11, 2016
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best friends

people who always have each other's backs
We're best friends, because we always have each other's backs.
by friendlovertimes1000000 November 22, 2009
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Friend of Tummus

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.
Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.
by thebergie February 25, 2010
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friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
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