smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

swept like wildfire

See wildfire


To be destroyed, overwhelmed and destroyed.

The British forces swept like wildfire over Argentina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

bend it like baldwin

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))

"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."

by MCJKM June 9, 2009

second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed

"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"

by niallisgay August 25, 2011

Walk like a kickstand

To use any drug, usually lean to a point of no self control and an extreme "out of it" feeling.

Did you see him walk like a kickstand at the party yesterday

by Deeptraplingo September 12, 2016

hung like a rat

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.

The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

by Pain N D ass May 13, 2016

Tits like hoovers

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

by CCFD December 9, 2010