Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021

Fly

The shit R. Kelly said he believe he could do.😂

R.Kelly: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

by HoezAdmiree September 10, 2022

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016

Venus fly trap

When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0

man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"

man 2: "that's the worst,"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

twitter fly

A person/ persons whom use twitter or other social media to spread misinformation/ slander towards others or subjects, as a fly does when it lands on shit and spreads nothing but scurge around.

"Quit listening to the twitter flys, Karen"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"

by SoiledJammies December 11, 2024