Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.

by Noot noot December 30, 2016

Float a stink egg

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

by ratt7288 June 14, 2013

egge

njnjnjn

oi egge

by jngjfghbsvgaf June 9, 2021

Egg

Egg

Egg

by Egg3 November 22, 2022

Virgin boy eggs

A freakish tradition in china where people will collect eggs from chickens, and boil them in the urine of young males. It is said that the younger the boy, the better the taste.

Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?

Chinaman 1: oh yes we are having virgin boy eggs later! Praise Xi Jinping!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!

by Booty stealer January 30, 2024

egg

Reece Samuel Saxon’s head

why is there an egg in my toilet water

by Harry Armstrong March 17, 2023

Clout Egg

A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.

Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”

by Toe god August 16, 2018