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learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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Rodeo Fucking

When one jams his dick up his girlfriend or wife's ass, slaps her in the head, tells her that her sister is a better fuck than she'll ever hope to be and try to stay on for 8 seconds.
Man...the old lady doesn't have a clue that I'm going to do some rodeo fucking tonight.
by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025
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fuck

by sakusasoup March 29, 2022
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Puppy Fucking

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad
PFr - Bubba, I told you to take out the trash yesterday you miserable (PFr) Puppy Fucker
PFn - Hey what are you doing today? not much just (PFn) Puppy Fucking
PFr - Catfish, your a low down cross-eyed (PFr) Puppy Fucker!
PFn - "phone rings"!! Hello boss! what the hell have you been doing all day? .....well just (PFn) Puppy Fuck'N
PFr - Well I'll be a (PFr) Puppy Fucker...!!!!

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad
by PuppyFucking August 26, 2022
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Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.
Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.
by :0 :3 February 24, 2024
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National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023
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Fuck duck

Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
by Frick boi >:3 May 7, 2019
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