When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum.

Example: The impeachment trial of Trump got Kentucky fucked by Mitch McConnell.

Example: Mitch McConnell Kentucky fucked Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland.

by Whothoami April 18, 2020

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Fuck boy

Literally Caden smith

Charlie: see that fuck boy over there
Emme: oh you mean Caden smith?
Charlie: ya him

by Yourascumbag August 13, 2019

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The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.

He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.

by Theallsunday July 17, 2025

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Dutch and fuck

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).

That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.

by SL44 April 21, 2018

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