off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

Get off

When somebody is throwing shade directly at you while talking to you and you or someone else notices and mentions it to that person

You: My hair has a lot of shrinkage when it gets wet

Person: Yeah i know it shrinks a lot like real short

You: You tryna say my hair skeet, you tryna get off

by Rih Periodt March 25, 2019

Job off

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Bauer-Off

To masturbate.

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."

by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009

cut off

to cut someone off is too stop selling them whatever drug.
(In my experience its particular to heroin,.. It doesn't matter much if your bud dealer stops replying, only a drug you can be strung out on & get sick without.)

Junky.) "Andrew's been acting hella outta pocket lately. He caught an attitude because I wouldn't give him a handout."
Junky 2.) "He begged me for a dub the other day!! Sad to be such a bum you have to beg for a DUB."
Junky 1.) "Shame its got like this. He's lost since getting cut off."
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Dealer .) "Come without calling again & you're cut off."
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Dealer 1.) "Since I heard he tried getting at your girl I cut his ass off too."
Dealer 2.) "Damn G you didn't have to do that. I appreciate you though. Thats love. Fuck him."
Dealer 1.) "Don't even trip man. It was straight SCUM shit & you're my boy... I'd do it again."

by mongo69 February 27, 2017

Bitching Off

The feminine of jerking off (as Jilling off is the feminine of Jacking off).

I couldnt get to the phone last night, I was bitching off to Michael Phelps.

by JJ&J October 15, 2008

Plop Off

When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.

Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?

The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.

by His Royal Phatness October 9, 2013