trump or treat

When you insult the person answering the door on Halloween and then deny that you ever said it.

Trick or Treater: (rings doorbell) 'Trump or treat'
Home Owner: Hi, what nice costumes you have
Trick or Treater: Wow, what an ugly hag you are!
Home Owner: ummm… what did call me?
Trick or Treater: I didn't say anything, but thanks for the candy!

by RichterMD October 30, 2018

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trump them

(v): to grab an object, usually a (married) woman, by the pussy.

usually followed by "you can do anything"

"I Trump them. You can do anything"
grab them by the pussy
“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”
“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”
“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

by nutgrapes October 11, 2016

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Take A Trump

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

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Trump's IQ

Trump is an idiot and his IQ is -♾ and I am so fucking happy for America that Biden one and I’m sure the rest of Hyrule is as well.

Trump's IQ
Person 1: Look at what a fucking idiot Trump is.
Person 2: I know, Trump’s IQ must be -♾.

by Urbosa December 12, 2020

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trump fart

When a white guy who goes to private school rips one when the teacher is talking.

William, one more trump fart out of you and it's detention!

by kjfvnkjnvlknrsg May 31, 2017

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trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.

Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018

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