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Kaliyah french fries

She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts
Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3
by freezedriedcvm November 21, 2023
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French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking
by bluebear July 30, 2024
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French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.
Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021
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French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021
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French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose
Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.
by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021
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French fucktard

A French person who doesn't likes speaking English even though she can.
Girl 1: I met this crazy French girl who didn't want to speak English even though she could.
Girl 2: What do you expect? She's a French fucktard.
by BadDaddy99 December 19, 2023
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