An army soldier, almost always female, that wouldn't be considered above average looking under normal circumstances, but has boosted attractiveness due to the lack of variety in the pussy department.
Soldier bro 1: What about Carpenter, would you smash?
Soldier bro 2: I mean yeah, would definitely smash, but she's just army hot though.
Soldier bro 2: I mean yeah, would definitely smash, but she's just army hot though.
by DarksideFARTS December 17, 2022
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The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
by ScottyIs2D February 21, 2011
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Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
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