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by Sexymike76 November 22, 2021
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Chris conybeare

Chris conybeare, wow, just wow. He is the most thoughtful person I have ever met, so attentive, caring and loving. He puts your needs above his always and always ALWAYS supports your happiness and achievements. I can always rely on Chris to make me giggle, laugh and cry from laughing. He brings so so so much happiness into my life he doesn’t even know it, he makes me feel so great :) anddddd that’s not all folks…. He’s got fluffy blonde hair (the type I thought you could only see in the cartoons!!) and an amazing chiselled body *inserts drool*. He’s good at sleeping even GREAT some may say hehehhe. And I will love this boy forever and ever, there is no way I could ever stop loving this boy because if I did I would be losing the best part of myself, and the most gorgeous precious person to me. Love you always stink bomb (schnooooookieeeeee bearrrrrrrrr) x
Big shock Chris conybeare lost another word game but oh well! Guess he makes up for his stupidness with his funniest I suppposeeee
by admirer4youxox August 10, 2023
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chris hughes

Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.
by A. Huggies June 9, 2020
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Chris

I’m Chris
I’m Chris…” -potentially Chris.
by Scorch62 December 22, 2022
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Chris

Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.
chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich
by 1plate April 17, 2023
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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
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Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
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