A Red Steve

A Red Steve is the type of person who pretends to be very left wing. He truly cares so much for the planet that he owns at least 2 cars (one of which must be a gas guzzling SUV) and drives to work.

You just pretend to care. You are such a Red Steve

by DomonicC May 27, 2020

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Red Peter

When a male overly masterbates his shaft.

I wanked the chicken too hard today and now I have a Red Peter.

by ForgottenSystem2 December 4, 2021

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Gairus The Red was an aincient Greek God who was worshipped before the fall of the Aincient Greek Empire. It is thought that Gairus The Red was the original God of Love, the colour red symbolising the colour of the heart and the colour of love. There was a national holiday every year to celebrate Love under this god, when the national holiday wasn't there though, he was often referred to as "Uncle Silver" it's not really known or understood why this was the case but researchers have come up with the theory the "Uncle" part was due to how people viewed this god, they saw him as their family. The "Silver" part is still unknown though. The documents around this God are limited so we can not reallu know for sure, but what i can tell you is, this was the god of love and love this god, we shall.

"Oh Gairus The Red, my god, i love you"
"Have you heard of Gairus The Red? He is the true god of love!"

by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019

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Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

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Red shnarteez

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018

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