friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

by Rob Szablewski July 7, 2010

Friends of Maddox

The actual best Maddox fansite. Don't listen to all these dumbass people from Maddox Mania. If you're stupid, go to MM, if you're smart, go to FoM. If you're into something different, go to The Best Fanpage in the Universe.

Nosferatu: lol madox mania is da bomb
Albino Sheep: ya were the colest

Tubba: What a bunch of retards.
Ginomee: Yeah, fucking retards.
Ash: But MM is awesome!
Everyone: Shut up Ash.

by Tubba January 28, 2005

friend hop

while facebook stalking, to click on another person's friend. while on this new person's profile, clicking on one of their friends, and so on and so forth. may be a mutual friend or a stranger.

did you facebook stalk chris last night?
yeah, and i friend hopped to this hot girl named jenn.

by am.11 May 21, 2011

Spam friend

Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:

1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.

2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.

3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.

I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!

by MargeX July 5, 2009

internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

friend hearts

Hearts you send to your friend. That doesn’t mean you like them it just means y’all are really good friends (best friends).

Your my favorite 💞(friend hearts)

by Rockmock6 October 25, 2017

best friend

A mutual feeling when you put someone first and they do the same to you. The may have other friends but your number one

Wow Kate is literally my best friend. I can tell her anything.

by iknowwhatthatmeans May 23, 2015