Rebecca Black

After being 'discovered' by ARK music factory, her single 'Friday', (released on Youtube) became a national hit. The song 'Friday', expresses real problems that adolescents of this generation face today. Such as, decisions of choosing where to sit, (in a car filled with 4 people, where the front seats are clearly occupied). Her monotone voice (airbrushed with auto-tune) accents the beauty of the song. During the music video, children are driving on highways, on their way to a party. A middle-aged African american raps. And these young children are narrow mindedly standing in a car whilst 'driving' down a highway.
It is still a mystery to whether or not this is a joke, or heart felt lyrics.

omfg I LOVE REBECCA BLACK YAAAY.

LIKE L-O- freakin-L
IM GONNA NAME MY BABIES AFTER HER.

by hardcorehipsterr April 4, 2011

black-lighting

Black-lighting is when a man ejaculates on his partners body, face or chest. Then, the partner or the cum-ee, runs their finger through the ejaculate and carefully writes a message on their own body that the ejaculator can only read by shining a black light on the area. Black blacklight cum ejaculate message note

"We were Black-lighting yesterday and she wrote that she loves me! I think she's the one dude."

by Momma Rugburn January 20, 2015

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

Big Black

A tall, african woman who has 12 names.

Person 1: "Yo Big Black, what up??"
Big Black: "My name is Eunice!!!"
Person 1: "Sounds good Big Black! TTYL!!!"

by Evangelius Alexander XIII September 9, 2011

black square

n. Originally the name for someone whose AIM icon was or showed up as a black square. Not an African American who is lame, just the name for the AIM person.

Hadley: "Hey Black Square, what's up?"
Sylvia: "Huggy bear, you?"

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

Black Stallion

Some one who is AMAZING in bed.

Edward is a pony. My boyfriend is a Black Stallion .

by Acting=Lying December 16, 2008

Black Pill

A level further than Red Pill, but with the additional realisation that PUA doesn't work if you are ugly or short.

I used to be Red Pilled and tried one of Mystery Method's pickup-lines "Did you notice the fight outside?" but because of my ugly looks and short status I got told "Fuck off, creep!" and that was a brutal Black Pill.

by noparticularusernameidea December 13, 2017