Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

Red Lotus

The act of a period blood enema via the rectum followed by defecating the poo/blood mixture onto someone or something creating the "Red Lotus" effect.

Grown in the mud.

Bloody hell Dave, the missus did a Red Lotus on my chest last night.

by Shiz N Gigz September 6, 2021

Red Peter

When a male overly masterbates his shaft.

I wanked the chicken too hard today and now I have a Red Peter.

by ForgottenSystem2 December 4, 2021

Red Roc

A move in Monkey D. Luffy's arsenal. Featured for the first time striking Kaido in chapter 1000 and ep 1015 of One Piece, it seems to be a combination of Luffy's Red Hawk, and Gear 3rd: Elephant Gun.

Person 1: "YOOO, DID YOU SEE EP 1015?!"

Person 2: "YES. THE ANIMATION WAS INCREDIBLE. DID YOU SEE LUFFY'S NEW MOVE?"

Person 2: "YES. IT'S SO EPIC. RED ROCCCCCC!"

by Pickleify April 30, 2022

Red Ronalds

A pair of Ronalds. Also, see Gonzoppers. Usually worn by Toes.

Look at the Red Ronalds on that Toes

by Gius? October 13, 2022

Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.

Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!

by JenRN05 March 1, 2022

Red shnarteez

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018