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titty van kitty

When a girl or guy is so fat, that they gets kitties stuck under their titties on accident.
Warn your kitties, of the titty van kitty
by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014
mugGet the titty van kittymug.

Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.
Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker
by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018
mugGet the Shit Bag Titty Fuckermug.

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005
mugGet the jesus titty fucking christmug.

scunt bag titty whore

Loud mouth, top heavy, tight clothes wearing bimbo usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat midget is mooning you through her halter top. Can be spotted from behind by her long dry ass frizzy hair, foot long cigarette, and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters house. You go girl.
damn dude what's that girls problem?

Shit that's just Cathy. She is a scunt bag titty whore. She thinks everyone wants to see her triple F tits, and distorted rose tattoo. Just keep your eye on her, three more drinks and she will have old gray beards nuts on her chin over there.

Oh I thought they were shooting an episode of Dogg the bounty Hunter up in this bitch or something.
by skeet skeetles August 28, 2013
mugGet the scunt bag titty whoremug.

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

When a person has small tits and is proud of it
Jeff: Hey you see Megan? She has no tits.
Josh: Yeah she say’s she is the leader of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
by Lhiquidd November 4, 2019
mugGet the Itty Bitty Titty Committeemug.

Bitch cash yo titties

This term is most commonly used when addressing a girl of slutty, or otherwise sexual nature. It means that you think the girl in question should become a prostitute (particularly because of her titties).

It can be a term of endearment, or it can be used in the derogatory sense.
Hey Latisha, get over heyah' gurl...bitch cash yo titties, I'd pay for dat shit.
by DaBlakMasta5 March 3, 2009
mugGet the Bitch cash yo tittiesmug.

show me your titties

Sentence used in Chapelle's show, while impersonating Rick James.
by luis peter July 29, 2006
mugGet the show me your tittiesmug.

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