by ThatOneFreak October 12, 2015
Get the lick cunt mug.Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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A money grubbing gold digging individual whose materialistic gain has been attained solely by said individual's manipulatively flagrant use of her gaping vagina or his ever ready anus in a long line of high profile calulated short term relationships with the rich and desperate.
A money grubbing gold digging individual whose materialistic gain has been attained solely by said individual's manipulatively flagrant use of her gaping vagina or his ever ready anus in a long line of high profile calulated short term relationships with the rich and desperate.
Rich old Mort hadn't had much luck with the ladies since the amputation of his left leg at the thigh. To avoid being someone's sympathy fuck he frequented flashed cash at all the trendy bars which made him the perfect mark for that "cunting-whore" Maria.
by Mskittypurrs May 30, 2019
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Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs
Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs
Spotting a unsuspecting pedestrian in the road whilst driving round a corner;
"Look there's that cunt Mark"
"Look there's that cunt Mark"
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
Get the That Cunt Mark mug.A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.
by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011
Get the domesticated cunt mug.An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
Get the Cunts' circus mug.Jubby cunt is the term for someone who isn’t quite fat but also isn’t skinny and they are being a massive cunt
by Wagwan brevrend August 24, 2021
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