nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

Suck my Badminton.

A phrase to say in your Gym Class When your Playing Badminton, And horribly failing. And then say that you have won. (This shall piss the opposing team to be very pissed off at you.

Ugly stupid girl: Thats not how you play bitch, Now we got a free point.

Awesomely person: "Suck my Badminton." Bitchh! We fucking won GTFO.

by Nigga Bitch February 23, 2013

Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022

Suck able balls

Balls that are of nice size and full but most importantly smooth as eggs, makes you excited n crave to suck his balls n cock.

Oh my what perfect suck able balls you have down there , please can I suck on them please?

by Mouth full of balls August 29, 2018

suck your dog

A commonly used word by Saban alim when he is confronted with an insult

Callum: 'saban where's your dad?' Saban: 'ayy suck your dog'

by Suck your dog April 5, 2016

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003