jesus diet

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

by Brian Campbel February 14, 2008

jesus nelly bells

Expression of disbelief, shock or frustration, especially among older people in South Wales valleys.

'Jesus nelly bells, I can't believe he missed that conversion!'

by scruffbag December 8, 2006

Uh Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.

Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.

by GregH May 7, 2004

jesus is my homeboy

catchy phrase on tshirts.

way of saying jesus is freakin rad.

You know what? Jesus is my homeboy!!

CHALLAH!

by megAn March 30, 2004

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004

sweet feathery jesus

A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.

Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

by Butt-nut May 9, 2007

Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

by auditus maximus July 1, 2005