The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021
Get the Chris mug.He would beat your ass if u pissed him off. He is dirty if he wants to be. He is kind with the people he loves. He is with an amazing gang. He works hard to beat his goal.
Chris is cool.
Chris is cool.
Friend: why is this guy so dirty
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris
by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019
Get the Chris mug.Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.
by localtrashcan May 15, 2017
Get the chris aube mug.Chloe: have you seen my bae Brandon, he so fine
Lyric: have you seen mines?
Chloe: Chris??
Lyric: yes girl he is boyfriend goals
Chloe: he so fine I need him 😩😍
Lyric: have you seen mines?
Chloe: Chris??
Lyric: yes girl he is boyfriend goals
Chloe: he so fine I need him 😩😍
by Chrisissofine June 2, 2018
Get the Chris mug.Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 4, 2024
Get the Chris Paul mug.Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
by BoohooHater October 3, 2022
Get the Chris mug.Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.
In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
by yolanda123 July 26, 2021
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