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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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Knotts Ghetto Farm

people from cali most likely call knotts ghetto which means that there are constant fights/fights like where it’s in the hood
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Ghetto Flip

Drinking an alcoholic beverage while taking mushrooms.
Hey I got a 40 oz of mad dog and some shrooms wanna ghetto flip tonight?

Man I'm hella ghetto flipping balls right now
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Ghetto Vino

When people match the incorrect wine with food.
I went to the wedding in Napa and they served Pinot noir with pomodoro, that’s so ghetto vino
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ghetto camping

Ghetto Camping: a term used by high maintenance women who hate camping.
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Ghetto

Is a word you use when you don’t like what somebody says to you
This is who ghetto
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