dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen

Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie

by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019

Dad Coin

A valuable minted coin made from pure dad ashes

Dude did you bring the dad coins?
Alright here's your weed

by TreyOutwoman April 8, 2013

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017