[One Armer]

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.

Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!

by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008

Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one

Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one

by MrMrMRCock May 22, 2018

A Blue One

A Canadian Five Dollar Bill

"Hey, can you loan me a blue one for some Tim Horton's?"

by cline26 August 12, 2012

cut one

do a fuckin ripper anal blast!

remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!

by PubicMan November 27, 2003

cheap one

a quickie or a one night stand

Alex hit me up for a cheap one last night…

by whoha12 May 15, 2011

Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)

Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.

by Beatreese October 11, 2009