Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Fusking stick

A stick used to fusk out squirrels from an unusually shaped oven.

Mabel! Could you please fetch my fusking stick, I can't seem to get out the latest batch of squirrels from our unusually shaped oven

by pimhole July 28, 2010

Wrinkly stick

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014

Stick a tit in it

Function: verb
Origin: from put a sock in it
Date: september 2008
1. Roughly translated means "shut-up" or stop talking,
But was tweeked to through a subtle blow at someone's immature attitude.
2.Used to encourage someone to stop whining like a little baby.

Bonus!: If someone's whinning like or acting like a pussy, you could also tell them to put a tampax up it.

Person A: I don't want to walk all the way back to the car; it's too far
Person B: It's two blocks
Person A: I don't care; it's too far; my feet hurt.
Person B: Oh, stick a tit in it!

by J. L. Fields January 20, 2009

Bummy Sticks

The art of rubbing one's ass against another ass, as if you are giving a reverse lapdance.

"I wanted to discreetly feel how rock solid KiKi's ass was, so I decided to play a little Bummy Sticks"

by Jesslyn Kelly October 1, 2008

carrot sticks

Something that is also called clem. Loves cucumber and carrots. When you have all of these things you are called a carrot stick.

Who are you?
A carrot sticks

by Cucumber and carrots September 10, 2019

finkler stick

a stick routinely used to beat the fink, or snitch, until they either die or fall unconscious

get the finkler stick, roy. we got us a snitch."

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006