When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time
by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017
Get the Sad jack mug.Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.
David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.
Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.
Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
by JAX8 June 24, 2010
Get the Ump Jacked mug.to totally bone your girlfriend. And then as you pull out you totally blow your load onto her privates slat. so you jack on her slat. i asked her to let me do that nut she said "There's no way."
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Get the jack fart mug.It is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. However, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. If you see him in the wilds of Newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.
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