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Ben

20 inch dong looks like eminem can lift your mother. Don't trust him with your mother he is tough and smarter than elon bust and Steve jobless.
Damn this guy is like Ben but only half of him.
by Unbeknownst December 2, 2021
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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
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Ben

1. That one depressed kid that sits in the back of the classroom with long hair and a "fuck life" expression on his face.

2. A great person who's innocent and friendly
1. Person 1: He can be so annoying!
Person 2: I know! He never wants to do anything! He just wants to sit around looking like he's suicidal. He must be a Ben

2. Person one: He is so amazing!
Person two: I know! He's so friendly and outgoing. He must be a Ben
by SomeRandomPersonFromOhio April 18, 2019
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skinny ben

someone who is so rattled you can always see their ribcage
person 1:
Ben your so skinny, jizzy Jenny is a cum guzzler

Skinny ben:
mate im so rattled my team lost to Fiji yesterday because Tate mcdermott couldn't catch a cold

person 1:
get out of your cardboard box and have a shower

skinny ben:
we already discussed that I cannot afford a shower, anyway the water pressure would break my neck

person 1:

skinny cunt.
by TOTTENHAM ARE THE BEST September 18, 2023
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Benative

n: a Benative is a combination laxative/sedative used in place of Ruhypnol.
Yo. Did you see all the Hershey action on that zipper? He definitely bennied that homeless guy with the mouth herpes. Benatives are intense!
by Mike Hawk Smells September 26, 2023
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Yasmin Ben Meziane

A kind and sweet person that cares about other persons. She also hates everyone and she was on All You need Is Love. She got matched with Stacy Cherrington
Where is Yasmin Ben Meziane? Oh, she is probably with Stacy.
by A stranger from Hoekse Waard November 25, 2021
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Ben

Sexy asf with one hell of a jawline,

This guy leads you on with his curly hair, no brows, saggy ass, and slides with no socks
He likes to take pics for insta in random places. Examples include- swamp, on top of golf carts, friends kitchen, basement with walls of alcohol.
Hobbies include- snapping multiple girls the same thing at the same time but he doesn’t know they all know eachother, hanging with “the boys”, and with his Cheeto gf.
P1: omg hes so hot. Whatta “god”
P2: no his name is Ben
P3: his hair is such a turn on

P2: I heard he was messing some girl and her sister at the same time!
by Volleyballgirl_27 November 12, 2018
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