shut the fuck up

A phrase I use whenever the fuck jack starts talking

Jack:dude I found the meaning of li-
Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

nickle fuck

Someone who accepts a payment of one nickel for a sexual act.

“Hey why does he have only nickels in his pockets? It’s 2 am!”

“He’s a nickle fuck.”

by hottest cheeto March 18, 2024

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023

fucking cheddar

Something is great or awesome, especially pertaining to a good meal

This meatloaf is fucking cheddar!

by MegaOctane August 26, 2020

December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

Fuck Trash

Fuck Trash

When someone works their way up to the next level of being pure trash they reach the state of being complete fuck trash.

Dude I hear he’s a real piece of trash

Nah man he’s top level fuck trash

by Toucan Megatron May 5, 2025

Fuck off nowhere

Somewhere far away from society

He lives in the middle of fuck off nowhere

by Bronana13 March 20, 2021